Listen up. My parents worked really hard to find the perfect magic carpet to ride to this country, brought nothing but a talking monkey with a fez on their backs, and you’re telling me to go back to Musalamaleykum? What will Alaa (more commonly known as Aladdin) say when I tell him that we’ll have to start a whole new world? Do you think about that, no you only think of yourself.
Alright, please understand that I am against racism, and when I make my snide comments about white people, I am referring to the ones I call out on the blog. I don’t get why white people get offended. If you know you’re not a racist, don’t scream ‘not all white people’ thanks
BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
GIRLS TO AVOID:
-girls that use feminism as an excuse to hate men
-girls that think that they shouldn’t be judged for fucking excessive amounts of peopleBOYS TO AVOID:
-tumblr user davidthedeer
I have my neighbour on Facebook (the one who lives next door to my mom (he was also my grade 5 teacher)) and he tags me in his photography that features my dog and I think that’s really great.
Today he tagged me in a really nice picture of the northern lights, and in the corner you see a blurry, black, fluffy tail (aka my dog being a little shit).
Four people have asked to see my notes in my US History class. I don’t mind, but my notes are so awful. When I took notes on Columbus I literally wrote “Very asshole. Much greedy. Such bad navigator. Wow.”
LIKE other kids are going to have these shitty ass notes in their notebooks and who’ll be responsible? Me. Also my notes are written with like 5 different colours and ???
shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’